Happy Halloween

Well, today is Halloween. If you didn’t know I’m going as Dwight Schrute from the American version of the Office (The counterpart of Garreth, I believe, in the UK version, if anyone if familiar with that opposed to the US version). Anyways, here are some cool pumpkin carvings I found on the interwebz:






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So Happy Halloween everybody!

~Guinea

Snow!?!?

Well, today it snowed. Not just snowflakes. Heavy snow. It stayed on the ground. It’s not even Halloween yet! By the way, I’m being Dwight Schrute from the Office for Halloween.

Wii Sports Resort Review

Pretty much everyone who owns a Wii knows Wii Sports, which comes bundled with the Wii in the U.S. Wii Sports was great at introducing people to the motion sensing, just as Wii Sports Resort now is to Wii Motion Plus.

Wii Motion Plus is a small cubelike object that you attach to the bottom of your Wii Remote (where the nunchuck goes).

It works very well in Wii Motion plus, though at times it does get a bit out of synch. Luckily, that’s easy to fix. Wii Motion Plus works only for games made for it, but you can keep it in all the time, it won’t change anything in a non-WMP game.
But the games not all about about Wii Motion Plus, it it worth buying, or are you better off just buying 2 Wii Motion Plus for ten bucks less than Wii Sports Resort and one Motion Plus cost. Find out in my review below (Just click more).

Last day of summer.

Unfortunately, today is the last day of summer. Tomorrow I’ll have to go back to school. My summer was pretty good, and today was awesome. i slept until noon, then swam in a mud pit with Kodiak and a few more of my friends.

By the way, LEGOLESS YOU STILL OWE KODIAK SKITTLES!!
~Guineapig119

Going to the beach!

Sorry I haven’t posted since I got back. I have tons of pictures of Yellowstone, Grand Teton, the Badlands, and Custer State Park I can upload if people want. Anyways, there are 3 main things in this post.
1.) BEACH TIME! W00T! People who have read my blog for about a year or longer know every year I go to a beach house in North Carolina with my cousins for a week. I leave today, but we will be able to get on a computer easily.

2.) I year in 5 days!!On August 26, 2009 it will officially be 1 year since I quit posting Club Penguin updates (Or, went on a break then never posted updates again.)
That is why, on this day, August 21st, 2009, I officially declare my break OVER!! Now sure, some of you cynics may say “But Guinea, you haven’t been on Club Penguin in months, and show absolutely no interest in re-joining it.” That’s why, also on this day, August 21st, 2009,
I DECLARE THAT I QUIT POSTING ABOUT CLUB PENGUIN!!!

3.) The next issue is the surprises. I have two new posts almost done, a review of Wii Sports Resort, and randomness part 2. I also am planning to have tons of new, cool things on the sidebar before the end of September.

So anyways, that’s all
~Guinea

Out of town

I’ll be out of town, going to Yellowstone National Park for the next week. After that, I have a few surprises.
~Guinea

RIP Billy Mays

For those of you who don’t know, Billy Mays, the screaming TV pitchman, died last Sunday, 1 week ago.. They say it was from a heart attack, but everyone knows Vince, the Sham-WOW! guy killed him. For those of you who don’t know, Vince stole the ideas behind two of Billy Mays’ products, including demos of them.

Outta School and bored!!!

FAWFUL RETURNS FALL 2009!!

“And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!”

Actually, this post does have a point. Yesterday, Michael Jackson died. I’m not a huge fan, but he had some pretty good songs. Then, he went crazy and changed his skin color and lost his nose. Anyways, it’s kinda sad that he died, though.

EDIT 5/28/09: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW BILLY MAYS IS DEAD!!!! WHY????!???!!!!!

EDIT 5/29/09: NOW JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD!!! Oh wait, that’s just an internet prank. Yes, I am sure he fell 60 feet to his death

RIP BILLY MAYS

Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask Finally on Wii Virtual Console!!

I’ve waited years. But finally, I will be able to play LoZ: Majora’s Mask. It was released in 2000, as a sequel to LoZ:Ocarina of Time (My favorite game of all time, by the way). It finished 3rd in the infamous “Most Wanted On VC” Nintendo Power Poll (Boy, I have no idea what number 1 is...) Now, six weeks after it’s realease on the European VC. Anyways, it was released as a celebratory 300th VC game. (And by the way, I am NOT complaining about this being released 6 weeks after the EU VC release. Don’t go all “Well we got Brawl months later” on me.)

Anyways, the basic plot outline is that Link is riding his horse, Epona, through mysterious woods, looking for (almost definitely) Navi, his guide in OoT, when he’s assaulted by the Skull Kid (who was Link’s friend at one point), wearing an odd mask. The Skull Kid steals the Ocarina of Time and flees from Link on Epona. Link chases the Skull Kid into Termina, a bit of a parallel world to Hyrule, where the Skull Kid has caused many things to go wrong, most notably causing the moon to crash down in 3 days, forcing Link to have to awaken 4 giants to stop it.
It just got it this morning, and haven’t gotten very far yet. I’ll post a review once I get at least halfway through.

But that’s not the only reason I’m happy. Nintendo recently announced a trilogy of the Metroid Prime games. The first two, originally released on the Gamecube, will have updated motion sensing controls. But that’s not even the best part. The game is only 49.99, the price of a normal Wii game. Find out more here: http://www.metroid.com/primetrilogy/

Well, that’s all. I’ll post a review of MM soon!
~Guinea

And now for something completely different…

Yellllooooo
Time to write the most random post I’ve ever wrote…
But where to start…
So little to write, so much enthusiasm to write it…
Wait, scratch that. Reverse it.
Anyways, lets start with…
SCREAMING!!!!!

That’s right-IT’S ME BILLY MAYS!!

If you don’t know who this magnificent chump is, I pity you.
If you’ve ever watched any commercials on a crappy TV channel, you know him. He screams at you and sells cruddy products. He’s awesome.
So awesome, Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick him. Before Chuck Norris could even get his foot off the ground, he was on his first easy payment of 24.99.
Anyways, time for me to show you some of his worst best commercials.
Let’s start with Might Putty. If Chuck Norris had actually succeeded in kicking B.M.(lolololololol look at Billy Mays’ initials-how mature of me for pointing this out), B.M would have sealed his wounds with Mighty Putty. Luckily, Chuck Norris failed, because people say mighty putty doesn’t work (Of course, I don’t own it )

Next up..hmm…let’s do Awesome Auger.
Awesome Auger wins the award for best possible malfunction. First time I watched the commercial, I got a picture in my head of it digging about 3 cm deep, while spaying dirt in the Awesome Augerer’s (lolololololol making up words) face. But wait-that;s not all-then, it malfunctions and brakes. Forever.

Last-but definitely not least-is the Big City Slider Station. TOP WITH PICKLES, ONIONS LETTUCE OR CHEESE, BIG CITY SLIDERS ARE SURE TO PLEASE!!! Seriously, this guy is awesome. But wait-try his Billy Burger in the included instruction booklet. It looks like someone crapped on a bun, then covered it with every topping ever used, making it incredibly lopsided.

Just remember-act now, and…..Just kidding. Only Billy Mays has the power to compel you to act now.
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Now…..let’s move on. to…. hmmm….
That’s it, I’ll ask my N64!!! What do you think, little N64??
Huh. It’s not talking. Maybe if I shove this Star Fox 64 cartridge into it, it’ll talk.
Hmm… still nothing. Fine! You leave me no choice but to flip this power switch!
STILL NO TALKING! Fine, I’ll start level 1….
Oh, whoops, it’s on mute, here, I’ll just turn it up, and..
IT TALKED!!!!
It’s sacred words of wisdom told me to…
“Do a barrel roll!”!!!!
That’s it!! I know what to talk about next!!
10 TO THE 21st POWER!!!
Naw, that zetta sucks.
I’ll ask my N64 for a clearer answer.
Again!?!? Oh crap, Slippy is about to talk MUTE!!! MUTE!!!
So I’ll just talk about….BARREL ROLLS!
And to think my N64 couldn’t think of that.. I had to!
Anyways, this picture here is lying:

It’s obviously a very clever, very good edit of this picture, which is telling the truth:

Barrel Roll=Awesome. Just ask Peppy Hare:
Just Ask Peppy!
Yup.
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So anyways, I’ll end this post of epic randomness with a picture of a jumping chicken.

Well, that’s all.
Wait, I need to do a shout-out.
Marc and Israel, if you’re reading this, do a barrel roll, you zetta sons of digits!!
~Guineapig119