..You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out
December 24, 2008
Happy Holidays!
I am officially dumping saying “Hey Guys” because that’s what my science teacher says an eerie lot (“Hey guys-Today we’re going to do a lab) But that’s not important. Today is Christmas Eve Day (I always thought that “Christmas Eve Day” sounded weird.) I have been promising to make a Christmas Post for a while. When I got back from my Ski Trip yesterday, I decided to post it today, mainly because, well, tonight is Christmas Eve. (By the way, the ski trip was great-They had a bottomless cookie jar and more)

As many people know, I have gotten my site in the Christmas mood by switching to a Christmas theme, and making it snow. Anyways, so much to post about Christmas, so little willpower to do it. Of course, I am sure every viewer knows about Christmas, so I’ll just post little odds and ends.
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Unlike most kids my age, I still believe in Santa Claus. Actually, I know Kodiak believes in Santa also. Well…not much more to say on this topic….
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My favorite Christmas movie is “A Christmas Story”, hence the title of the post. Feel free to say what your favorite is. On that subject, did anyone watch the Colbert Christmas special? I found it incredibly funny.
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I usually wake up at 5:00 to 5:30 AM to open presents. Well, technically I don’t wake up then, my little sister, who wakes up incredibly early, wakes me up to help her bug our parent about letting us go downstairs to open presents ![]()
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My Christmas List this year is pretty much just good Wii and DS games I don’t have yet (Super Paper Mario, Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, etc.) and some other assorted things…..
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Yes, there is snow where I live. Lots of snow. Tons. Loads of snow. Just like every year
Once again, feel free to tell me if you have a white or green Christmas.
Well, that just about concludes this post. This will be edited tomorrow so I can tell you my “Christmas Crapload”, as I like to call it. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and more!
Merry Christmas
~Guinea
EDIT: Merry Christmas Tubbo!

Thanks to FAILblog for the picture.
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░▓Mrslide6091▲ | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
Im an early wake-er-up-er. I usually wake up at 6:30-7:00. What really bugs me is my parents have to wake up for us to open the presents. (because they have to get a pic of every single last thing we open. which is anoying as CRAP.) It usually takes us an hour and a half to open them cuz we have to open them one at a time and take turns (which I want to drown that rule in a bucket full of lava) and because we have dogs. (they stand right on top of you) Oh yeah I think im going to have a green and shiny christmas. all it has done here is rained and frozen over. It hasn’t snowed ONCE.
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Tubbo & Dubba Tubba | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
That sucked. That doesn’t even qualify as a Christmas post.
Guineapig119: Yes, I should instead write a post about all my fraudulently big ego wants and how one should steal trees and hang kids on it.
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009lvlnomed | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
THAT WOULD BE… AWESOME!!!
Guineapig119: In order to fully understand what I said, read Tubbo’s Christmas Post
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░▓Mrslide6091▲ | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
Oh good lord why do u even care????????
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░▓Mrslide6091▲ | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
Ya know im trYing to have a good Christmas WITHOUT YOU.
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tariii | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
Ummm…Now I can make fun of you,5:30 is way to late I wake up at 1:00,wake my brother up,open my presents that “Santa” brought and then wake my parents up by extremely loud noise and open the other stuff.Then my mom yells at me and goes back to sleep.
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Tubbo & Dubba Tubba (Not Logged In) | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
Hilarious.
And no 009lvlnomed, it would still suck, because Guineapig119 would still be the writer. Go to our site if you want posts like that.
Guineapig119: I see you have never read my Earthbound post or any of my CPHistories.
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legoless | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
“Oh good lord why do u even care????????”
They don’t. They’re just trying to sound macho or something stupid like that by arguing.
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░▓Mrslide6091▲ | December 24, 2008 at December 24, 2008
ah
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tariii | December 25, 2008 at December 25, 2008
I got a wii!!!
finaly,and yes im commenting at 5:47 down in the south east
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░▓Mrslide6091▲ | December 25, 2008 at December 25, 2008
lol
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009lvlnomed | December 25, 2008 at December 25, 2008
Cept’ tubbo, ur posts aren’t even English as far as I’m concerned….
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dynamite11 | December 25, 2008 at December 25, 2008
yeah, i got a wii too. and guineapig, u r on my blogroll, fyi
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woofmccol | December 26, 2008 at December 26, 2008
Belive in Santa? Why would you belive, the guys as real as the ground I’m standing on.
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dynamite11 | December 28, 2008 at December 28, 2008
umm, woof? that makes no sense. but ok…
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catfan12 | December 29, 2008 at December 29, 2008
For dynamite:
Woof said:Why would you believe in Santa,the really real guys.
For the Tubbos:
I wish you a rather accidentental New Year,as Guinea points out for Christmas.
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dynamite11 | December 29, 2008 at December 29, 2008
ooh. thanks catfan.^^”
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catfan12 | December 30, 2008 at December 30, 2008
^.^
That’s OK.
Are the Tubbos advertising? (For a start,they said “Go to our site” )
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Homsar55 | December 31, 2008 at December 31, 2008
“I’m Mister green Christmas I’m Mister sun…………..”