FAWFUL RETURNS FALL 2009!!
“And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!”
Actually, this post does have a point. Yesterday, Michael Jackson died. I’m not a huge fan, but he had some pretty good songs. Then, he went crazy and changed his skin color and lost his nose. Anyways, it’s kinda sad that he died, though.
EDIT 5/28/09: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW BILLY MAYS IS DEAD!!!! WHY????!???!!!!!
EDIT 5/29/09: NOW JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD!!! Oh wait, that’s just an internet prank. Yes, I am sure he fell 60 feet to his death
I’ve waited years. But finally, I will be able to play LoZ: Majora’s Mask. It was released in 2000, as a sequel to LoZ:Ocarina of Time (My favorite game of all time, by the way). It finished 3rd in the infamous “Most Wanted On VC” Nintendo Power Poll (Boy, I have no idea what number 1 is...) Now, six weeks after it’s realease on the European VC. Anyways, it was released as a celebratory 300th VC game. (And by the way, I am NOT complaining about this being released 6 weeks after the EU VC release. Don’t go all “Well we got Brawl months later” on me.)
I WILL CONSUME... CONSUME EVERYTHING...
Anyways, the basic plot outline is that Link is riding his horse, Epona, through mysterious woods, looking for (almost definitely) Navi, his guide in OoT, when he’s assaulted by the Skull Kid (who was Link’s friend at one point), wearing an odd mask. The Skull Kid steals the Ocarina of Time and flees from Link on Epona. Link chases the Skull Kid into Termina, a bit of a parallel world to Hyrule, where the Skull Kid has caused many things to go wrong, most notably causing the moon to crash down in 3 days, forcing Link to have to awaken 4 giants to stop it.
It just got it this morning, and haven’t gotten very far yet. I’ll post a review once I get at least halfway through.
But that’s not the only reason I’m happy. Nintendo recently announced a trilogy of the Metroid Prime games. The first two, originally released on the Gamecube, will have updated motion sensing controls. But that’s not even the best part. The game is only 49.99, the price of a normal Wii game. Find out more here: http://www.metroid.com/primetrilogy/
Well, that’s all. I’ll post a review of MM soon!
~Guinea
Yellllooooo
Time to write the most random post I’ve ever wrote…
But where to start…
So little to write, so much enthusiasm to write it…
Wait, scratch that. Reverse it.
Anyways, lets start with…
SCREAMING!!!!!
That’s right-IT’S ME BILLY MAYS!!
If you don’t know who this magnificent chump is, I pity you.
If you’ve ever watched any commercials on a crappy TV channel, you know him. He screams at you and sells cruddy products. He’s awesome.
So awesome, Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick him. Before Chuck Norris could even get his foot off the ground, he was on his first easy payment of 24.99.
Anyways, time for me to show you some of his worst best commercials.
Let’s start with Might Putty. If Chuck Norris had actually succeeded in kicking B.M.(lolololololol look at Billy Mays’ initials-how mature of me for pointing this out), B.M would have sealed his wounds with Mighty Putty. Luckily, Chuck Norris failed, because people say mighty putty doesn’t work (Of course, I don’t own it )
Next up..hmm…let’s do Awesome Auger.
Awesome Auger wins the award for best possible malfunction. First time I watched the commercial, I got a picture in my head of it digging about 3 cm deep, while spaying dirt in the Awesome Augerer’s (lolololololol making up words) face. But wait-that;s not all-then, it malfunctions and brakes. Forever.
Last-but definitely not least-is the Big City Slider Station. TOP WITH PICKLES, ONIONS LETTUCE OR CHEESE, BIG CITY SLIDERS ARE SURE TO PLEASE!!! Seriously, this guy is awesome. But wait-try his Billy Burger in the included instruction booklet. It looks like someone crapped on a bun, then covered it with every topping ever used, making it incredibly lopsided.
Just remember-act now, and…..Just kidding. Only Billy Mays has the power to compel you to act now.
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Now…..let’s move on. to…. hmmm….
That’s it, I’ll ask my N64!!! What do you think, little N64??
Huh. It’s not talking. Maybe if I shove this Star Fox 64 cartridge into it, it’ll talk.
Hmm… still nothing. Fine! You leave me no choice but to flip this power switch!
STILL NO TALKING! Fine, I’ll start level 1….
Oh, whoops, it’s on mute, here, I’ll just turn it up, and..
IT TALKED!!!!
It’s sacred words of wisdom told me to…
“Do a barrel roll!”!!!!
That’s it!! I know what to talk about next!! 10 TO THE 21st POWER!!!
Naw, that zetta sucks.
I’ll ask my N64 for a clearer answer.
Again!?!? Oh crap, Slippy is about to talk MUTE!!! MUTE!!!
So I’ll just talk about….BARREL ROLLS!
And to think my N64 couldn’t think of that.. I had to!
Anyways, this picture here is lying:
It’s obviously a very clever, very good edit of this picture, which is telling the truth:
Barrel Roll=Awesome. Just ask Peppy Hare: Just Ask Peppy!
Yup.
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So anyways, I’ll end this post of epic randomness with a picture of a jumping chicken.
Well, that’s all.
Wait, I need to do a shout-out. Marc and Israel, if you’re reading this, do a barrel roll, you zetta sons of digits!!
~Guineapig119
After months of waiting, I finally got around to taking a picture of my guinea pig Cookie. I took the picture of my DSi (Which I got yesterday, but the DSI is a story for another time, but I promise I’ll post about it soon) Anyways, sorry ’bout my sloppy handwriting, I was editing it in a hurry. So, without further ado, I present to you…. ASSORTED PICTURES OF COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The most plain picture of Cookie, this one's going to be my avatar from now on.
Forgot about the Full Screen here, that's why the text is low..
PWN'ed!
By the way, if anyone is wondering what my old guinea pig avatar was, that’s S’more (Super S’more in that picture ), a class pet guinea pig my class had in 2nd and 3rd grade. She died a couple years ago…. She’s who I named my red puffle after, if anyone remembers it from back when I played CP.
Anyways, enjoy Cookie!
~Guinea
Sorry I haven’t posted in ages. I just got bored of computers. I know i’m usually funny, but today I have serios news. Today, as we were walking home from school together, I stopped to zip up my coat. I was listening to Guineapig’s ipod, and didn’t hear a car racing down the street. Guineapig noticed it and pushed me out of the way just in time. He got hit by the car and died a half an hour later. I just got back from the hospital and though I would tell everyone. IDK what I will do with this site. I might keep updating it, but I don’t know. Guineapig demoted me to author after the hacking to prevent from further trouble..
Hi everybody! It’s me, doctor Nick!
In case you didn’t know, I am a huge Zelda nut. The Legend Of Zelda is my favorite series, and Ocarina of Time is my favorite video game of all time. Well today, a new Zelda game was announced for the DS(i). “The Legend Of Zelda Spirit Tracks”. Here’s the video:
Personally, I think it looks cool. Phantom Hourglass had great controls and looked great (for DS), and is, in my opinion, the best DS game (Sorry World Ends With You, you win most fun, but Phantom Hourglass barely beat you because it pushed the DS to its technical limit), although I personally found that Twilight Princess deserved the sequel (Zelda needs epic battles. Not just one on one, one army against another. Perhaps a neighboring country after the Triforce. Dungeons would still be present, you would have to complete them to make allies with the races of Hyrule). Anyways, it looks interesting. Link gets around in a steam engine, and the brief glimpses of it make it look as if it takes place in Hyrule, not the Great Sea, but Link, Phantom and Tetra (as Zelda) along with some enemies appear as they did in WW/PH. It leaves me curious. Very curious….
FINALLY something to post about! That’s what the two exclamation marks in the title are exclaiming, I don’t like this holiday very much. I only got candy in Elementary school, which I graduated from several years ago. However, now my school lets you order carnations the week before Valentines Day. I ordered three flowers for myself for $3 ( ), and because I’m on Student Council at my school, I had to pass out the carnations on Friday, and I kept an extra one for myself. Al my friends thought I had gotten 4 flowers from someone
Just so people don’t complain more, I have the pictures of Cookie (my guinea pig), now I just have to upload them.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I am currently at the beach at Florida right now (Yes, the same place I was on April Fools Day last year, in case anyone remembers) It’s nice and sunny so I won’t be on much.
Hello. I meant to write this post earlier. Honestly, I did. But anyways, if you didn’t guess from the title, on January 20th, at 12:00 noon, the 44th president of the United States was…. BARACK OBAMA!!!!
w00t w00t
~Guineapig119
Yellllloooo
As people who have, along with me, been creeped out and visited the current #1 post on my site, MY (Club Penguin) BIRTHDAY PARTY (Which no one attended, by the way), tomorrow is my birthday w00t!!!!!
(By the way, I don’t think I’ve told anyone, but I don’t actually own a guinea pig. I just like them )
Anyways, I haven’t been on much lately, I’ve been obsessed with Zelda: Twilight Princess for the Wii. But anyways, Happy Birthday Me!!!!!
~Guineapig119
Hi, I'm Guineapig119. I am a boy who enjoy Video Games), reading (good) books, soccer (Football to the rest of the world), comics, and skiing. I created this blog on October 10th, 2007. I originally made it to post about Club Penguin (an online game) on, but when Club Penguin got really boring for me, and I felt no reason to post. Since then, my site has been mainly about random stuff.
On November 7th, 2008, some of my posts were deleted. We sadly lost about 2 months worth of posts. Although we have not confirmed, Pokesav, a former worker, is under the most suspicion.
Enjoy!
so I won’t be on much.
